Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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