i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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