My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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