Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I will be naked everywhere
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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