O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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