Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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