What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
