I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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