So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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