Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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