Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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