I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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