New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I checked into jail on foursquare
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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