You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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