If i come over, it means nothing
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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