Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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