I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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