you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
