that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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