i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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