This girl is more easily done than said...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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