That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
honey bunches of taint.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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