"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
we're making bets on your personal life
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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