I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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