(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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