just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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