sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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