absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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