Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
