sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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