have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Even my vagina gasped.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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