Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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