hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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