Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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