At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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