This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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