He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Everything about him screamed your future.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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