party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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