whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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