school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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