Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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