It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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