Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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