the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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