do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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