So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
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