I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Come share oat with me in your robe
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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