So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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