this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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