What did we do last night that was yellow?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
two words...techno handjob
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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