I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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