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you win
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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