you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
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