I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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