evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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